We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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