Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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