ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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