he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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