stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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