you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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