Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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