I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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