Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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