if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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