Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
