Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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