Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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