"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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