Have you finally orgasmed yet?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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