I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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