I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Dignity is for republicans.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
