I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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