so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Randomize
