ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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