There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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