they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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