are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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