i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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