i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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