I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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