brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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