? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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