I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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