Well apparently he's into motor boating.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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