i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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