somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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