is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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