Where did you get a picture of my penis
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Randomize
