i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Found your dick twin last night
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
