do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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