Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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