I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
third nipple confirmed
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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