can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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