Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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