I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I would fuck him just for his dog
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
