He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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