What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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