Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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