He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I lost the right to judge tonight
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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