My balls are so social today.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
