people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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