Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
tell me about the fingering
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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