OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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