ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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