i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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