If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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