We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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