I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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