Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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