He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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