He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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