Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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