Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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