i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
