Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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